..and that something is he likes to write jokes. An awful lot of them.
Regular on Mock The Week, Double Sony Award Winner and Chortle Award Nominee Gary Delaney thinks a good joke should be like a drunk Glaswegian, short and punchy.
His new tour show is not only great for people who like lots of jokes but also fun for people who enjoy getting offended by jokes too.
'An endless flow of top quality jokes' The Guardian
‘A hugely impressive collection of exquisitely crafted gags by one of Britain’s grandmasters of the one-liner’ Chortle
'Gary Delaney has more quality jokes in one hour than many comics have in their entire careers…quite brilliant'
'I laughed and I laughed and I laughed… A master craftsman' The Times